OK, I was going to write something witty and insightful about being middle-age today, but upon returning from a vigorous haircut to my computer I have found some fucking fuck-wit has hacked my email and sent spam/virus to all my contacts. Now there are some corporations on my email list who I would happily wish some IT horror on – you know who you are!, but too friends who may have received this unwanted inconvenience my apologies.
Right, off to fix the fecking mess and get a sarnie! laters. B